smilingemoticon:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

whats a librarians favorite color

read

mcbrayers:

yet another unrealistic expectation for women

sluttyoliveoil:

shavingryansprivates:

extra slutty olive oil

heard you were talking shit

greekgogurt:

i wish i was an iceberg because icebergs dont have to go to school or have crushes on people they just float around destroying things

daisygatsbys:

do you ever wonder if people could watch your life on tv who they’d ship you with

lovability:

conor-cymex:

mydogsnokes:

i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days

diamond

the word you’re looking for is diamond

omfg

laugh-addict:

turtwink:

yabba dabba done with ur shit

fuckablegiraffe:

oxyhaemoglobin:

Nothing beats this kind of intimacy, when it’s about 3am and it feels like you’re the only two people in the world. There are no words or intentions, you’re just happy lying next to each other knowing that you never want to do this with anyone else. Just to consider that you’re each, essentially, a bag of bones and organs and muscles, and yet you’re both so much more than that because you’ve found each other and suddenly everything makes so much sense.

Omg this

genericanimegirl:

teachers trynna give u homework the last few weeks of school

congragulation:

WHOA kids born in 13 will be turning 2000 this year

cool-dude-dave-strider:

how did people think before languages